Stevie Wonder is a Blind Coon

I type this as I listen to Nas's "Coon Picnic" and watch Spike Lee's "Bamboozled"...*

As I was blasting Greg Gumbel for his coonness and his preference for only wearing hairpieces that are made from 100 percent Caucasian hair. I had a certain epiphany, a moment of clarity, that gave me newfound insight on one of our most beloved figures and musical geniuses of our generation.  Me being the afrocentric, self-righteous, intellectual with a racist and hypocritical view of life and a healthy dosage of self-hate, came to a certain realization.......Stevie Wonder is a blind coon.

Oh yes, it's true.  Think about it people, he shucks and jives when he peforms, always with a big ass kool-aid smile, swerving his head 
obnoxiously like a damn buffoon, clapping his hands like a chimpanzee or Coco the Monkey. Oh, and dont let this blind coon take out his harmonica and start playing it like he is having epileptic seizures.

It broke my heart to say it, but dammit I must point out other peoples inadequacies and faults while ignoring mine and gloating in self-importance and a fictitious sense of morality and Blackness.

Hey and for the hell of it, lets put Ray Charles in that category...You got the right one babyyyyy!!!!!

His willingness to dance and sing, and exaggerate syllables for million dollar checks with the Caucasian owned company Pepsi made me sick. May God have mercy on his uncle tom soul. How "Ray", movie about a blind man garners so much acclaim and awards, baffles the human mind.  I mean, was his life or his music that interesting, or was the fact that he was blind propel him to a demi-god level?

Any man or woman, who will smile and dance for massuh for an extra serving of chitterlings and fried chicken deserves to have his/her skin bleached like Michael Jackson and be forced to watch Tyler Perry movies for 72 hours straight to understand how to live their life as a true black man...

And I know what you all are thinking, "Stevie made classic music, he's blind, how can you talk about a blind man?" Blind men lost sympathy years ago when they fought for the Blind Olympics, their petitions and voter drives to get Blind Canine Companions (I mean they should walk across the street by themselves like everyone else), and books with braille. They have all the opportunities as us regular people who were born with eyesight, so they should also partake in the negatives of life as well.  Take a look at the comicbook super hero DareDevil, thats a real blind man. He's out there kicking ass and walking into buildings like a true blind hero, even though his cane or walking stick makes him look sweet like Mr. 808s and Heartbreaks himself, Kanye West. Those blind bastards are equal, we all are, even midgets, and.......retards.

So Stevie Wonder, you blind coon, be ashamed, very ashamed...

I'm just saying............It's not funny.